Ten Reasons Why Birds Hate Oil

1. Anything that is nicknamed "Slick" is questionable.

2. Anything referred to as "Crude" is not politically correct.

3. The environmental Holocaust of Valdez not on historical record? What?

4. Gulf of Mexico, 2010 ruined my vacation

5. Great Barrier Reef, 2010 ruined my alternate vacation. And I thought I needed to worry about crockadiles....

6. Port Arthur Texas, 2010  We all expected that one, so much for going South.

7. Montara Oil Spill, 2009 Who would of thought two years in a row in Australia? What are the chances?

8. Full City Norway, 2009 Hey these people never get into trouble.

9. Queensland, 2009 That is an awful lot of shore sister. My relatives live there, or they used to.

10. Gulf War, 1991 Saw it coming.